This is the first time I’ve actually been disappointed to be working on a new project. It’s not even something I want to share with you, but unfortunately I have to.
I’ve been in hearings since I perpetrated the mass-media Lincoln Invented Facebook hoax earlier this year, and the High Court has finally doled out my punishment.
To fulfill my community service sentence, I have to help Dr. Anthony Martin give away a certain amount of items and value, mostly from his personal fortune. He is serving a (much bigger) sentence for a global hoax that he did years ago. It’s ridiculous, so I’m not going to link it here, but you can find out more on the site. Specifically, my job with this new project is to build and run the website that will allow him to give all this stuff away “in a fair manner, and open to the public.”
So that’s what I have to tell you today. Take Our Stuff is open for business, and the first thing Dr. Martin is giving away is a time capsule. I don’t know what the exact giveaway schedule is, but it’s probably gonna be every week or two.
I want to note that you may not like the writing on the site, since it’s all Dr. Martin, and he’s a Grade-A douchebag. The only thing I control is the platform development and tech stuff. Dr. Martin puts together everything else, including a particularly unflattering description of me in the About section. But there’s nothing I can do about it, so hopefully we can just get this stuff given away and I can take my leave of him.
The only good thing I’ll say is that this guy is filthy rich and also a bit eccentric, so you stand to get some cool stuff if you sign up to get the updates each week.
That’s all I got, folks. Have fun.